Hello & welcome :)
(and clearly my phone is more confused about the light in my office than I am tired this evening…)
This is amazing
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
i need oxygEn
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When you try your best but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
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already-dead-but-still-breathing:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
Omg. Greatest thing I’ve ever read on this website.
(via fat-thin-skinny)
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
- Bullet points
I may as well
strikeoutFacebookYou can’t even put links into text
you did not just link that
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not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
you weren’t supposed to know about the asian woman under my bed
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(Source: goblinparty, via rainbow-lune)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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