mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
Santino Fontana on auditioning for Frozen:
"So basically, all that they told me about the character was he’s super confident, perhaps overly confident, he needs to be able to sing with a "Broadway sound" and he’s really good with women, but he may have a dark side. I came into the sound studio and I was very nervous and I sang this."
A RECORDING EXISTS
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS WHAT HE AUDITIONED FOR HANS WITH
Lord Jesus what have I done
I THINK YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF HOW HANS THIS SONG IS
HE’S NOT SINGING “I feel pretty,” HE’S SINGING “I am pretty.”
AND THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
NO WONDER HE GOT THE PART
hancest is canon
I’M LITERALLY CRYING I HAVE JOKED ABOUT HANS WORSHIPPING HIMSELF BUT ITS REAL
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
#are you having fun over there #being gingers #your little ginger club #well good for you #just be ginger I don’t care #I didn’t want to be ginger anyway #hhahahahaaha #no really why am I not a ginger yet #it’s been eleven regenerations already #come on
His eyes are failing to blink at the same time.
John’s moment of sarcastic contemplation is the best.
How Carmen Carrera’s interview on Katie Couric’s show went down
Carmen discussed her goal to become the first trans Victoria’s Secret model, so the interview had a good start
The interview started to go downhill after Katie Couric starting to only ask…
The fact that the USA is trending #deportbieber and Canada is trending #keepbieber reminds me of two 3 year olds throwing that one toy no one likes at each other
give him to brazil